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geoffsebestaMe: Alright, future, I want a mattress.
Future: What, you just want a big chunk of soft material?
Me. Yeah.
Future: And it doesn’t do anything? It just lies there on the ground and is soft?
Me: And rectangular.
Future: Here you are we already delivered it to your door it cost one tenth what a normal mattress costs and it’s like sleeping on a cloud made of boobs, why are we still talking about this?
